Chainsaw

1. Professional gambler Allen Kessler.

Ironic Existence

Allen Kessler is known for many things in the world of poker and gambling degenerates:

• Playing break-even tournament poker year-in and year-out.
• Being proud of his excessively nitty style.
• Producing excessively crappy, whiny posts on 2+2.
• Being a master of other aspects of professional gambling besides poker playing, such as video poker and casino comps.