Sharks with Lasers

1. A tilted grimstarr once wished that sharks with lasers would attack stevesbets.
2. A type of fish (known as a "Selachimorpha" to the academic community) with a light that emits a beam using a process called stimulated emission.

Visual Examples

While sharks with lasers are typically not found in the wild, they do exist -- as proven by the following images. These images were created by unknown Two Plus Two posters.

Full Chat Log

See the bolded text towards the bottom.

Grimstarr: steve
Grimstarr: bets
Grimstarr: log on fulltilt
Grimstarr: and pl
Grimstarr: ay me there
Grimstarr: i busted this roll on ps
Grimstarr: but i know u play ftp
Grimstarr: and i want to continue our match
stevesbets: i have no money there
Grimstarr: wtf
Grimstarr: i really hate u
Grimstarr: scum bag
Grimstarr: u understand
Grimstarr: how hard
Grimstarr: u sucked out today
Grimstarr: for that 40k
Grimstarr: ****ing idio
Grimstarr: t
stevesbets: wow
stevesbets: how DARE you
stevesbets: say
Grimstarr: **** ur mother
stevesbets: ANYTHING to me
stevesbets: u have gotten
stevesbets: INSANELY lucky
stevesbets: day after day after day after day
Grimstarr: u cracked
Grimstarr: every overpair
Grimstarr: calling oop
Grimstarr: preflop
Grimstarr: KT
Grimstarr: A4
Grimstarr: etc
Grimstarr: **** u
Grimstarr: die in hel
Grimstarr: u ****ing ******
Grimstarr: lover
Dealer: Game #10360813600: stevesbets wins pot ($599)
Dealer: Game #10360823914: stevesbets wins pot ($100)
Dealer: Game #10360825327: stevesbets wins pot ($50)
Grimstarr: get ur *** on ftp
stevesbets: wow
Grimstarr: now
Grimstarr: u **** nig
stevesbets: i heard u were on a downswing
stevesbets: didnt think it was that bad
Grimstarr: die
Grimstarr: for real
Grimstarr: ill kill u
Dealer: Game #10360826556: Grimstarr wins pot ($300)
stevesbets: LOL
stevesbets: most ppl could kill me
stevesbets: but u
stevesbets: lol
Dealer: Game #10360830315: Grimstarr wins pot ($299)
Grimstarr: dont
Grimstarr: lol
Grimstarr: me
Grimstarr: u **** face
Dealer: Game #10360834107: Grimstarr wins pot ($50)
stevesbets: i saw u at commerce
Grimstarr: go
Grimstarr: to
Grimstarr: the
Grimstarr: full
Grimstarr: tilt
Grimstarr: and
Grimstarr: play me
Grimstarr: 40k lol
Grimstarr: ur such a **** face
stevesbets: i would LOVE to
stevesbets: but i ahve no money there
Grimstarr: id love
Grimstarr: to end ur life
Dealer: stevesbets has a pair of Eights
Dealer: Grimstarr has high card Ace
Dealer: Game #10360835384: stevesbets wins pot ($299) with a pair of Eights
stevesbets: i woudl take it
stevesbets: i woulndt mind dying, and ud go to jail
Dealer: Game #10360840356: stevesbets wins pot ($100)
Dealer: Game #10360842222: Grimstarr wins pot ($299)
Grimstarr: never
stevesbets: im gonna be nice
stevesbets: and not get ur chat banned
Grimstarr: **** it
Dealer: Game #10360845699: Grimstarr wins pot ($50)
Grimstarr: i care
Grimstarr: it just got unbanned
stevesbets: do u reallize how INSANLEY lucky you were
stevesbets: to run up 600k
stevesbets: or whatever amount u did
stevesbets: ur destined to go broke
stevesbets: the way u play
Grimstarr: steve
Grimstarr: is that
Grimstarr: ur real name
Grimstarr: steve?
Grimstarr: do u play
Dealer: Game #10360852243: stevesbets wins pot ($100)
Grimstarr: live
Grimstarr: at commerce
Grimstarr: a
stevesbets: too scared of you
stevesbets: to responnd
Dealer: Game #10360853486: Grimstarr wins pot ($100)
Grimstarr: yeah be quiet then
stevesbets: LOLLLLLLLLL
Grimstarr: u make
Grimstarr: the best
Grimstarr: ****ing
Grimstarr: calls
Grimstarr: ever
Grimstarr: yo **** fce
Grimstarr: lets play live
Grimstarr: in commerce
Grimstarr: or **** it
Grimstarr: wherever uy want
Grimstarr: live poker
stevesbets: how bout in vegas
Grimstarr: 25-50 blinds
Grimstarr: fine
Grimstarr: 25-50 blinds
stevesbets: i'll be there june 19 for hu championship
Grimstarr: uncapped
stevesbets: i'll play u in a 20k freezeout
Dealer: Grimstarr, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Grimstarr: yeah hu
Grimstarr: lol
Grimstarr: **** freezeout
Grimstarr: uncapped
Grimstarr: uc an rebuy as much
Grimstarr: whenever
Dealer: Game #10360863679: stevesbets wins pot ($300)
Dealer: muchbetter will be allowed to play after the button
Grimstarr: whats ur email
Grimstarr: aim
stevesbets: hu pls muchbetter
Grimstarr: somew ay
Grimstarr: i can contact u
Dealer: Game #10360869664: stevesbets wins pot ($100)
stevesbets: why would i give info to someoen who threatned to kill me
stevesbets: just go to rio
stevesbets: u'll be able to find me
Grimstarr: is ur name
Grimstarr: steve
Grimstarr: bets
stevesbets: no
Dealer: Game #10360872534: Grimstarr wins pot ($299)
Grimstarr: ok
stevesbets: but ppl will know me
stevesbets: if u ask where i am
Grimstarr: ill ust look for the ******
Grimstarr: at the 25-5 0 table
stevesbets: i'll find you
stevesbets: 6 6
stevesbets: and really awkward
Dealer: Game #10360875306: Grimstarr wins pot ($299)
Grimstarr: steve
Grimstarr: die
Dealer: Game #10360881671: Grimstarr wins pot ($50)
Grimstarr: burn
stevesbets: i dotn get it
stevesbets: u play 300 600
Grimstarr: die
stevesbets: why u gettin so mad over 40k
stevesbets: ?
Dealer: Game #10360882859: Grimstarr wins pot ($100)
Grimstarr: look
Grimstarr: at
Grimstarr: how
Grimstarr: u
Grimstarr: won
Grimstarr: it
Grimstarr: then
Grimstarr: thnk
Grimstarr: before
Grimstarr: u ask
stevesbets: what about the 100k
Grimstarr: ******ed
Grimstarr: qs
stevesbets: uve bad beat me for
stevesbets: on ft
stevesbets: does that not count?
Dealer: Game #10360890328: stevesbets wins pot ($100)
Grimstarr: **** urself
stevesbets: u put sick beat after isck beast after sick beat on me
Grimstarr: with an iron dildo
stevesbets: WHoo kid hu plz
Grimstarr: jump off a cliff
Grimstarr: into
Grimstarr: a pool
stevesbets: i almost did after playign u once
Grimstarr: of sharks
Grimstarr: with lasers
Grimstarr: HOLY ****
Dealer: Game #10360897571: stevesbets wins pot ($799)
Grimstarr: STOP SUCKING OUT
Grimstarr: U ****HEAD
stevesbets: tilt it up
ihatehorses: GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRR
Grimstarr: do me a favor
Grimstarr: buy a car tomorow
Grimstarr: and drive it into a brick wall
stevesbets: lets play 5k hu sngs
stevesbets: i'm sitting in one now
Grimstarr: i have
Grimstarr: no roll
Grimstarr: stevebets
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
Grimstarr: what a **** face